“I Need a Koboko!” – Nollywood Star Jide Awobona Rants Over Street Car Washers in Viral Post
Popular Nollywood actor Jide Awobona has sparked both laughter and serious debate with his recent Instagram post venting his frustration at an increasingly common Lagos traffic experience — unsolicited car washes by street vendors.
In a post that was equal parts humorous and pointed, Awobona jokingly threatened to resort to flogging if street hawkers don’t stop washing vehicles without consent during traffic jams in Lagos and Ibadan.
“Enough is enough. Get your camera ready in Lagos and Ibadan, I’m about to become a masquerade, I need a koboko or pankere plug,” the actor wrote.
“Who told you I even wash my car with soap? Just beg for money or sell kulikuli.”
He further expressed that while he sympathizes with the hustle, invading someone’s personal space or property without permission is unacceptable, urging vendors to stick to ethical street trading instead.
🤔 Our Take: Funny But Fair
While Awobona’s tone was comedic — referencing “masquerade mode” and calling for a koboko (local whip) — his underlying message resonates with many road users. There's a thin line between survival hustle and invasion of personal space, and unfortunately, some vendors cross it in hopes of earning a quick tip.
Yes, street vending is part of the Lagos experience. But consent still matters, even in traffic.
🗣️ Reactions Flood In:
“Na real masquerade o 😂 but he’s speaking facts!”
“I was shocked when one poured soap on my windscreen without asking. I didn’t even have water!”
“People dey hustle but respect still dey important.”
📸 Street Reality Check:
This trend has been rampant in Lagos and Ibadan, where vendors quickly apply soap or wipe windscreens — sometimes even demanding payment after.
Most drivers are left frustrated, especially if their windscreen is left smeared or damaged.
Some vendors see it as a “service first, pay later” opportunity; others believe it’s a desperate tactic to draw attention.
💬 Final Word:
Awobona may have joked about becoming a “masquerade,” but his message speaks volumes: Hustle, but don’t harass. In a city already known for its chaotic traffic and daily tension, small courtesies can go a long way.
Trending Hashtags:
#JideAwobona #LagosHustle #KobokoMood #NollywoodStar #UnsolicitedCarWash #TrafficTales #RespectTheDriver #IbadanVibes #NaijaHustle #TalkTalkNigeria
